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This guy continues his rampage killing students. He goes into the school cafeteria and he pulls out a butcher knife and started chopping students’ heads off and he killed 7 students in the cafeteria. 3 sophomores and 4 seniors. This guy’s nasty. Then he goes in the boys locker room. First, let’s get names of the twin sophomore boys. The names are Alan and Brad. The third sophomore’s name is Sam. Sam gets his head chopped off by a butcher’s knife. He kills the other two boys with a chainsaw. He shoots the other 4 and cuts out heir eyes. He puts a shark in the boys locker room. Then the shark eats 5 boys. Then he kills a senior girl. Bashes her head in on a locker door. The moral of this story is: don’t get killed by this guy!

Bloody Story
by Eleanor Bailey and Eddie Butler
transcribed by Dasha

In the beginning, the school was beautiful. The school is called Haunted Surf Up High School. And then someone walked in the school and started killing students. This guy escaped from jail—he was doing time for killing his wife and his two children. He’s a murderer. He has an evil smile. He came into the school with a knife. And he never showered for a week. He had blood on his shirt and pants. And he never changed his underwear. Oh! My. Gosh. This knife is shaped as scissors. First, he kills a senior girl. Chops her head off and staples her head to a sign. This sign reads “caution: bloody sign. Beware. Do not enter this school. Keep out of this school. Or you’re glued. Or you die!” And then he kills a senior boy. He stabs him in the stomach. And beware don’t go into the bathroom. There’s blood and spiders and snakes and dead bodies. And this guy is killed in this bathroom. Then he kills the head football coach named Stan. The boy’s name is Brad and the girl who was killed earlier is named Sheila and they were dating. Back to the coach. he dies from getting shot in the head. There’s another senior boy he gets his head smashed on a drinking fountain and there’s blood everywhere. And then he goes after another senior girl. The girl’s name is Keyoteya (because she’s Japanese). He’s just going after seniors. She was in the swimming pool swimming then he jumps in and then he stabs her in the stomach right in the swimming pool. What’s he going to do with all these bodies? He takes them out into the football field and lays them out and does a little surgery… an… autopsy… this is a gross story right? But, you’ve gotta know, this is a Halloween story. Next, he kills a math teacher. And this is a young guy. His name is Spaddermatt. He ties Spaddermatt to a desk, takes out a sword, and hits him over the head several times. A hundred times (OCD). Next, the old principal, named Staplerhair. The guy takes a baseball bat. This is not an ordinary baseball bat. It has porcupine spikes and he hits the principal on the neck. And then his head falls off. Next, he kills a freshman cheerleader named Jessica. He hits her over the head with a frying pan, then he rips her head off. The next murder is 3 murders all at once. Two girls and one boy. Two sophomores and a junior. He strangles the two sophomores to death. And runs over the junior boy with a car. Poor Sasha. Poor Zooey. Poor Aaron. Eleanor, a sophomore, gets slashed by a big hammer and Eddie, a senior, gets smashed by a brick. Eddie has beautiful hair. Had beautiful hair. Next is the school nurse. Her name is Miranda. Poor all people that got killed.